Do You Believe?

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age 6 when my mother took me to see him in a store

...... and he asked ME for an autograph. " -- Shirley Temple Black

Smoke 'Em If Ya Got 'Em

I don't. I had my last smoke on this day one year ago.

Meat Lover

I'm a carnivore through and through. This fact was tested while strolling through the meat department at my grocery store. After setting my choices in my buggy, which surprisingly was sans wobbley wheel, I looked up to see a boy puke in the walkway in front of the seafood.

I'll try to forget this when I eat my salmon tomorrow.