Report Card

While riding my motorcycle today, I got a lesson from a member of the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office ... in fact, he gave me a report card. I don't quite understand the grading because there are no letters involved, just lotsa numbers. Apparently, I get to choose how I'm scored: 1, 2, or 3. The other numbers represent some of that "new math" we've heard about all these years. 52 over 35 equals 4-points plus $142.00. There are options like going to the courthouse for a field trip to meet a judge; going to school or taking a class online or by watching a video (I like movies so that may be a good option); or raid my piggy bank and mail the city some money.