I Can't Get Me No... Satisfaction

Well, that was true until I rode to St. Augustine today and stopped by the St. Johns County library. I am currently without phone service and internet access at home because someone cut a phone cable near us. I've heard that excuse before when our service has been interupted so it's like hearing the little boy cry wolf ... again. It's very frustrating to go without but I'm getting by. Anyone want to place bets on how well BellSouth credits us for this outage? What about the additional cell phone usage? I'm convinced... I'd never made it as a frontierswoman.