Rain, Rain Go Away

I wanna drive around topless! Yes, it's true. I'm adventurous, indeed. I must be if I bought a Rubicon ~~~ look out Lara Croft! YEEHAW! The vehicle of my childhood dreams is now parked in my garage. It's a treat to drive but I just wish the rain would stop so I could drive it with the top down. WOW.. a convertible! I've always considered my motorcycle to be the ultimate convertible but now I have one I can drive and feel comfy cruisin' in without a helmet. It's got a drinkin' problem there's no doubt about that but I make up for the fuel consumption by riding a motorcycle. How's that for justification?